“Allo Allo” Script

Policeman: Gud Moaning
(Good Morning)

Outside your coffee was this bunch of diffadoels and dozies
(outside your cafe was this bunch of daffodils and daisies)

Pinned to them was a nit
(pinned to them was a note)

Pardon me if I love you but I have my dirty to do
(Pardon me if I leave you but I have my duty to do)